Iris - Apfel - about - Fat - and - Ugly - People

“Now when I walk down Fifth Avenue in the summertime I just want to throw up //

It seems that the fatter and uglier people are, the fewer clothes they wear //

The shorts and flip-flops and tight jeans on butts that go from here to Poughkeepsie //

I always say they should put people in jail for wearing clothes like that //

Especially stretch jeans over size 10 — they should be outlawed //

Ten years ago people were starting to look like slobs in New York, now it’s an epidemic” //