Iris - Apfel - about - Fat - and - Ugly - People

"Now when I walk down Fifth Avenue in the summertime I just want to throw up //

It seems that the fatter and uglier people are, the fewer clothes they wear //

The shorts and flip-flops and tight jeans on butts that go from here to Poughkeepsie //

I always say they should put people in jail for wearing clothes like that //

Especially stretch jeans over size 10 — they should be outlawed //

Ten years ago people were starting to look like slobs in New York, now it’s an epidemic” //

Herr - Kaiser - about - being - a - fashion - designer

I’m not like those designers who think they are pressed too much, that their creativity is so fragile //

It’s very simple, no? Don’t take the job if you think you cannot do it // 

Bad football players do not play in the first league. Swimmers who cannot really swim never win // 

I mean, you have to know if you can do this kind of sport on that level // 

If not, forget about it // 

But you cannot expect people to cry about you, that you are so overworked, so pressed // 

Nobody presses me //

Karl Lagerfeld